I know I know i’m the slowest person in the world i’m sorry everything was being a bitch to me and it seemed it didn’t want me to make anything or something but here. 30 minutes later but here here.
CATHERINE TATE Did you know you’re one of my favorite people in the world? You probably did know because I always say it and I always say how much I love you and how amazing you are even though you are a meanie beach how likes to annoy people but we all know we wouldn’t want it any other way even pam knows it. But seriously, you’re also one of those people who make me laugh like every 5 minutes, i’m not kidding, you can ask Pam. When we’re annoying you in the morning I laugh like crazy i’m not sure if it’s because I haven’t slept and my sense humour is all fucked up but yes, true story. BASICALLY, I just wanted to say that I love you with all my heart and you’re honestly a flawless human being who loves me and can’t help it and to thank you for being such a good friend because you’re one of the most special people in life. AND NOW I’LL STOP BEING CORNY and ask David Tennant (that one ugly and horrible bloke I know you hate) to kick your ass to ruin your life today a bit more than he normally does.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

If you aren’t already following my cat you probably should get on that, she will be a beach at you and you’ll have one more life ruiner in your life. Yep, it’s worse than it sounds but it’s totally worthy.